Monday, May 7, 2012

Train Crashes and Zombie Nazis


Mina and Van Helsing were sitting quitely in their train car, Van Helsing reading “How to Stake the Life Out of People: Impaler Stye” and taking notes on the back of his tea napkin.
            “Van, I think you've learned quite enough about impaling for today, why don't you find out how much longer this train is going to run..”
            With no response, Van Helsing pretended he had heard nothing and continued turn the pages. Mina sighed with disappointment, stood up from her seat and proceeded to the front of the cab. The steward opened the door Mina to pass through and slipped him a nickel for his services. As soon as the door closed behind her, the train shifted violently throwing everyone around. Mina collapsed into an empty seat and held on tightly as the rest of the passengers began looking around to see what damage may have occurred. Voices began chiming in saying things like, “Oh, are you alright” and “what a doozy”. What the members of the train didn't realize was the the lead train car had been derailed from the rest of the line and the train was no plummeting out of control towards a trackline with debris from a recent storm blocking the track. After gathering her thoughts, Mina looked outside and saw two men racing on horses after them. Suddenly, a hand grasped her side and pulled her through the window. Before Mina could get her bearings straight, she was wire walking along the side of a rushing locomative waiting for the two horsebacked riders. Mina now saw the rocks, trees and rubble that lay ahead of the rushing train and realized the situation fully. Above it, a twirling, thunderous tavern of darkness lay above the trees that lay around the trees following along the river. Mina had the inclination that this rubble ahead was no means of just some faulty cliffs.
            The train continued to rattle and sway and it seemed for Van Helsing and Mira that they would surely not make it out of this scenario without these riders coming to their rescue. With a little bit of a struggle and lots of other climactic shit, Mina and Van Helsing got off the train as it plummeted into the tree and rocks creating a massive cloud of black smoke. The smoke covered the rest of the sky with the same black haze that settled over the river valley beyond them.
            “Not sure what kind of storm is brewing over there but I know I have no interest of riding into a crash,”
Suddenly, the ground rattled and people's balance began to fleet from them. Trees were derooted and a swarm of animals rushed through the land past our battling characters.
            “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”
            SHAPOW!
            BWAM!
            BRRRRRUUUUMMMMMMM!
            Apocalyptic zombies were now swarming the land that lay below the dark swirling clouds, armed with bazookas, chain saws, and swords made of fire. An air strike was called by the Nazis up north and suddenly the black sky was peppered with planes dropping bombs on the land below. The darkness was being overpowered by the explosive fire that began to burn down the bodies. As Mina and Van Helsing looked up at one another, surrounded by zombie-Nazis.

-BB, MC, WT

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